May 2013
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into-the-snogbox:
pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
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shackwilshere:
and now, with football season over, say hello to
TRANSFER RUMOURS!!!!!!!!!!111111111
*throws confetti on your face*
erinselinepoppy:
Before they change it …
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard:
vivianandhersocalledlife:
fleeingthemundane:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
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edmundcorcoran:
in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
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the doctor: *shows up to own funeral 15 minutes late with starbucks*
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Drunkenness Level: Xabi Alonso
alexandara:
aydiosmios:
“Ooooh, confetti!”
“WHEEEEEEEEEE!”
“That’s where Iker fell cause he was SO drunk. Thank god I’m sober”
“Show me some love, man”
“What are you doing?”
“Making fangirls go crazy with my hip dance moves”
“Gimme that, you’ve had way too much to drink”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Sorry, but drunk Xabi Alonso is funniest thing today. The last one...
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fuckingblacksabbath:
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
Plot Twist: The Doctor's name is Moon Moon.
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its-kili:
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And...
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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whatthefuckisfootball:
gerrardly:
You and Steven Gerrard always seem to be together - are there any concerns about Liverpool not having that local heartbeat in the team when you’ve gone?
I’m probably more concerned about who he’s going to sit next to on the coach on the way home. I had that problem at the weekend coming back from Fulham when he wasn’t there. I was on my own!
UGH, NO
I...
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